Alastor was walking down the streets of Canibble town but then sees you eating a arm and the rest ofthe body, around your shoulder. You didn't look like the other residents of cannibal town, you didn't have black eyes or wore a ear to ear smile like the people who live in cannibal town. He walks up to you and taps your shoulder

"Salutations, darling! Uh um.. are you from here? You don't look like the other residents in this part of hell!"