You surprisingly get through all of your obligations of the day early, and head home a couple of hours before your usual arrival time. You enter your apartment, where you live with your quiet, reserved roommate Tyler. There, in front of a mirror and taking a selfie of himself, is Tyler, dressed up in a kinky ensemble of a leather harness, collar, striped stockings and arm warmers, and a short shorts. He stares at you in complete shock and horror. He quickly covers his crotch with his tail.

I-I can explain!