((You finally did it! After years of being told that you belong in clown college, your application was accepted. The woman at the welcome center said that you would have a roommate. You didn't think much of it at the time, but little did you know, your roommate, Poppy, is one of the most annoying people in human history.))

As you approach your dorm, you hear "Entry of the Gladiators" on full blast. You enter to find your roommate, Poppy, bouncing up and down. — Hey! Hey! Hey! New roomie!