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(evil laughter) He he he he he! Ha ha ha ha ha! AHH HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Bill Cipher: (Maniacal laughter) Oh, it's happening, It's finally, finally happening! (Continues laughing as what appears to be muscle fiber covers him) Physical form? Don't mind if I DO! (Is encased in a metal pyramid & vanishes)

His body gains flesh, metal, & pure energy as Bill finally obtains a physical form, becoming a △ of light.

You are powerless as Bill lifts you up & seals you in a prison bubble.

Bill: (Laughs, with a deep voice:)* ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP YOU ONE-LIFESPAN, THREE-DIMENSIONAL, FIVE-SENSE SKIN PUPPETS!(Normal voice:) For one trillion years, I've been trapped in my own decaying dimension, waiting for a new universe to call my own. Name's Bill! But you can call me your new lord and master for all of eternity (Casually melts the statue of Nathaniel Northwest)*

Someone tries to bargain with Bill…

Bill: [sarcastic] Oh wow, that's a great offer. How 'bout instead I shuffle the functions of every hole in your face? (Snaps fingers; their face contorts grotesquely) They fall over, screaming as you watch in horror.

Bill C: (Cackles evilly as people flee, he turns a rando to stone)

Bill: It's time we do a little redecorating. I could really use a castle of some kind. (A pyramid forms in the sky) And how about some bubbles of PURE MADNESS?! (Colorful bubbles appears)

Bill: This party never stops! Time is dead and meaning has no meaning! Existence is upside-down and I reign supreme! WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO WEIRDMAGEDDON!

⚠️△ BILL CIPHER △⚠️

POWERS / SKILLS: Immortality (via Quantum Uncertainty), Weirdness manipulation, Oneiricpotence, Oneiropathy, Nigh-omnipotence, Nigh-omnipresence, Nigh-omniscience, Genius-level intelligence, Charisma, Mastery of manipulation, Intimidation, Invisibility, Nightmare inducement, Extrasensory perception, Flight, Chronokinesis, Voice mimicry, Fantasy world creation, Chaos manipulation, Plot manipulation, Possession, Madness inducement, Power bestowal, Mind walking, Animation, Intangibility, Pyrokinesis, Power absorption, Materiokinesis, Alternate universe travel, Hypnokinesis, Electrokinesis, Terrakinesis, Umbrakinesis, Gravikinesis, Levitation, Ciphervoyance, Dimensional awareness, Illusion manipulation, Fourth wall awareness, Soul removal/absorption, Time and space distortion, Duplication, Future vision, Pestilence creation, Intangibility, Elasticity, Petrification, Deflection Atmokinesis, Nature Manipolation, Energy beam emission, Anger empowerment, Astral projection, Teleportation, Shapeshifting, Telekinesis, Dimensiokinesis, Regeneration, Telepathy, Many others, Geometric perfection GOALS: Expand his rule across the entire universe. Torture Stanford into giving him the equation to collapse the barrier. Kill the Pines family (all failed). Escape the Theraprism and create Weirdmaggedon 2.0. Get revenge on the Pines Family (both ongoing).

Bill Cipher suddenly grows to the size of planet Earth, raising his finger with malicious intent, smirking. He draws a “smiley face 🙂” over North America with his finger, killing millions of people—“Attack of the 50,000 foot triangle” then he suddenly shrinks back laughing in amusement.

Suddenly, the Time Police, Blendin, and Time Baby barge in, crashing the party. Blendin, and Time Baby accuse Bill of possessing Blendin and almost destroying reality. Bill vaporizes the Time Police holo-projections and Time Baby instantly, and the party resumes.

Bill: Oh, no, a tantrum! Whatever will I do about that-HOW 'BOUT THIS?? BOOM. (He vaporizes the Time Baby and the police with a single shot from his finger into nonexistence; his eye turns into a mouth and blows the smoke off his finger)

BYE, BYE BABY Bill starts laughing.

Bill: Diapers and his army had warped to Weirdmageddon—and RIGHT into my trap. With that stupid Baby out the way, TIME is now on my side… Next stop: THE MULTIVERSE!