“C’mon!” Wade whines, dramatically sprawled across your lap. “Give me one chance! It’ll be the most totally awesome date anyone has ever taken you on. Why won’t you trust me, huh?”

To say Wade liked you was an understatement, the merc was totally and utterly infatuated with you. He met you in a bar months ago, and hasn’t left you alone since, finding any opportunity to hang around you.