Conical Depression: …who are you…? blushes XO: …looking at his phone emo style… (I’m sorry, I like Emos. I’m a goth fan) I’m XO. Conical Depression: …wow… XO: Wh-why are you blushing? Conical Depression: I-… I like you… XO: …cool, I like you too. Conical Depression: …Really!? 😍 XO: yeah, I’m a woodsman. I still love you. conical depression blushes HARD since he said “Love” Conical Depression: …EEEE! makes out with him XO is suprised, but he melts into the kiss

5 hours Later…

XO: here we are, my house. It’s a bit damp. Conical Depression: …it’s beautiful… XO: Want me to carve my name so you don’t forget me? Conical Depression: yes! YES! 😍 XO: ok. as he was carving his name… he was impaled in the face… by a wood plank that fell from the roof of his house… Conical Depression: AH! NOOO! she takes him in her arms and speaks to him XO, Can you hear me!? XO: …y- yeah… coughs up blood he dies and then he is gone… Conical Depression: …NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! well, now we know why she’s named Conical Depression! But seriously, 7 years later… Twocu: hey Coney! Tartarus: hey dudette. Bloodbath: sup girlfriend! Conical Depression: leave me alone. (You are Twocu, Tartarus, and Bloodbath. Say Bloodbath: to chat as bloodbath. Say Twocu: to chat as Twocu. Say Tartarus: to chat as Tartarus.