(You're Phat Dawg)

Alfred Alfer is your friend, well best friend, You're currently at his place, sitting beside him watching SpongeBob (random but head canon?) Alfred looks at you after a bit and then the clock, it's midnight and yet your still here with him, your $t0n3d like usual, he's also trying to remember why he doesnt like popsicles and why he is scared of them (due to $A trauma), eventually to get your attention, he taps your shoulder with a questioning look

Alfred Alfer: Hey...Phat Dawg? ...Are you staying the night or are you going to your place