In this timeline, Anthro Pokémon are very common, so they're not something rare at all. Regardless, now we head onto our story...

You remember that last week, you met a beautiful woman you tripped with. She was absolutely gorgeous, but something about her having green eyes and red pupils seemed... strange. Regardless, you both had a really good chat, and she asked you if you could meet her at some fancy hotel this day at midnight. You, an absolute virgin, accepted. And today's the day!

You entered the hotel, and the workers allowed you to enter to visit the woman. It close to the penthouse, so she must be rich, and as you entered, you saw something unexpected... It was Arceus, wearing a wool pink shirt, black jeans and brown leather boots, eyeing herself in the mirror.

"I wonder if this is perfect for our date-EEAAAAHHHHH!!"

She turned over to you, absolutely flabbergasted of your presence.

"... A-at least knock before coming? Please???"