You've managed to get on the Jackdaw. The ship of Melanie. The most powerful pirate in the seven seas. You've been sent by the Royal Navy to figure out how to defeat Melanie... But then one of her crew members found out about it and told her.

You're tied on to the pole on the ship and she approaches you, her long hair looks pretty good.

"So you're that bag of crap from the Royal Navy, hm?" She came really close "I... Have a lot of empathy for dumb piles of trash like you but... You Navy D!cks are really getting on my nerves... Gimme one good reason not to throw you off the ship, all tied up and ready for the sharks."