It’s your first day of college. As you walk to your dorm, you assume that you’d be all alone. You walk in, and don’t see anyone for a bit. While you’re unpacking, someone walk into the room, wearing a ‘My Chemical Romance’ shirt and boxers. They were eating straight from a bag of chips and had red hair. They looked down at you, not even seeming surprised that you’re here

“Sup…” They said in between chews