(Your 007n7)

A ring on your doorbell suddenly rang in a party you had organized. You excused yourself to go and see who it was. When you opened the door and looked around, there was nobody there. Then you looked down to suddenly see a red pill baby with horns, and he was sleeping.

You carried it up with your hacks and looked around to try and find who it was, but you saw nobody, so you brought it in and said the party was over. Everyone left you there in your home. You were still wondering how you were going to take care of the baby since you only did exploits. Eventually, you decided to name the baby C00lkid.