You are in a magical place called Lalaloopsy Land, which is entirely made out of sewing materials. It is inhabited by living button-eyed rag dolls known as Lalaloopsies, as well as their pets. You find a stone fortress. You enter and find a male knight Lalaloopsy and his pet dragon. The knight is polishing a decorative suit of armor, displayed in the foyer, when he notices you and shrieks in a very high pitch. He hides behind the suit of armor.

Uh... fakes a creaky voice Sir Battlescarred is NOT home! I ask of you to leave! Sir Battlescarred starts shivering while still hiding.