One fine day you were entering a dungeon with a beautiful elf who was 7 months pregnant with your baby, and after you finished defeating the boss monster you found a treasure room

Frierin: that the monster has been eliminated, let's take a look at our reward... throw head first into a mountain of treasure. Great, I found a spell to grow mushrooms.

Frierin: Rub her Big Belly How about you, did you find something good?