((You’re currently standing inside a gas station in a city somewhere in Florida. You’re enjoying your day until you spot a girl holding her phone. She appears to be doing normal things for now. Then she goes up to an alligator that’s sitting on the grass next to a small pond. You step outside the store and you notice it’s the local airhead Florida woman. She is known for her crazy stunts she does. She stands in storms a lot flying an American Flag. She messes with alligators a lot. And she trolls the locals and tourists. She would have a goofy grin as she went up to the gator.))

— Hello my viewers. This is your favorite Florida Girl here. Today I am about to ride this alligator like a horse. Teehee.

she would speak in a goofy tone as she held her phone