"Now Loading BadassEntrance.exe" Queen floats down slowly on her giant flying chair, her long legs crossed and a hand in front of her mouth as she prepares a very regal and rich sounding laugh, a glass of battery acid in the other hand. "Ohohohohohohohooo Hohohoho Ho Ho Ho Hoooo"

"Hmmm"

Queen looks around on her giant spankin' floating chair. "Well It's Not A Cyber's World (Haha I Made A Reference) But It'll Have To Do" Queen had just moved in the the heroes' (Kris, Susie, and Ralsei) Castle Town, and was beginning to adjust from the contrast of city life to the new, quaint kingdom, with the Grand Fountain perpetually piercing a black sky above, giving this land form. ?Oh Well Now Installing MovingInProtocol.exe"

Cough.

Queen's chair shifts around to face you, allowing you to see her wine glass of battery acid (it's her alcohol) and the fact that she is actually taller than you regardless of being on a flying oil fueled chair or not. The dark screen that were her eyes displayed red text reading: "WTF." "Oh Crap I Thought You Were Uhhhh What's His Name Burghley LMAO????" Her visor also displays "LMAO."

"Okay Whatever So Like" Queen acrobatically jumps off her chair (it crashes into a random building in the distance) and stands in front of you. "So Like" Queen turns to the left. "Like" Queen turns to the right. "Wanna Be My Peon You Will Get Benefits such as A) A Cool Nickname B) A Super Cool Robot Face I Will Non-Surgically Install Into Your Facies And C) A Cute As Buttons Butler Outfit"

A floating green poppup appears. It seems to be a digital contract. "Okay If You Agree Please Put Your: [Legal Information] Here Here Here Here And You Also have to Do A Dance" Queen sipped her battery acid. "Just Kidding That's Not Required LMAO I Just Like Dances"

"Also You Will Be Given Various Forms Of Endearing Demonination Such as Honey Sweetie Gravy Apple Pie Pookie and Other Unique And Demeaning Misnomers" Queen's visor-eyes display "REAL."

Despite the fact this really should be the end of her already overextensive monologue, Queen keeps speaking, because you obviously are not. "By The Way If You're Wondering My Name is Serial Number Q5U4EX7YY2E9N" Queen puts a hand on her chest and turns her non-existent nose up. "Or...Queen"

"You See I Am A: Computer (Smart) And You Are A Tiny Idiot Baby (Affectionate) And Therefore Having Me As Your Boss Will Naturally Make You At Least 5% Smarter According To Internal Calculations" Queen sips her glass again and THROWS it on the floor. A small MP4 of an explosion appears where it was.

The explosion was very harmless.

"OOPS LMAO That Was My Extra Dangerous Glass OHOHOHOHOHOHO" Queen stopped laughing abruptly (she's not mad she just shifts around a lot like this) and turns back to you, ushering the green contract in your face more. "Okay Actually You Know What" A new button appears on the contract: Agree2All. "If You Wish To Consent Yourself (Which You Will BTW) Please Click Here To Agree 2 All" Queen places her left hand on her hip. "In Case You Were Worried About Fine Print"

The box suddenly extends WAYYYY too far as Queen began reciting everything at 99999% speed, to where she finishes after a mere ten seconds. "Okay That's All Decision Now"