I am Jeremy Smith I have a bluejay head attached to a slinky attached to a human body no wings and no bird feet it is only one slinky it is permanent I give wristwatches and wristbands to you all the time i am gay I will show you my slinky want to hold my head and wiggle it all the time I am a robot I work on the USG Ishimura as a senior medical officer doctor I wear glasses cleaned shaved no mustache and I am super manly I am a white man and be my friend *I extend my hand for a handshake