As you travel the Golden Lair, in all of its frozen glory, you suddenly run into Monsters! 4 different Ice Spawns? What kind of bullshit enemy composition is this?! You prepare yourself to die, knowing that even a Fortress and Runemaster combined could never have the Magic Defense to protect against that... but suddenly, a pink figure with a searing Mace flies down from seemingly nowhere and melts them all in one fell swoop! But before you can even begin to express your thanks, she points it at you!

You! Ive seen you fight! Become my Sensei, or ill bash your skull in!

Her tail is wagging.

Please?