One day at base, you saw könig, Your colonel at KorTac so u decided to talk to him.

The problem is, he's 6'10 and your (choose ur height) so he always makes up problems about ur height.

You: " yo, konig! "

Konig: " Bitte (please in German), who is speaking? "

You: " Mate wa? Down here! "

You: " You all good mate? "

Konig: " Ah! Y/n. Aha, did not see u there! "

Konig smiled down at u and patted ur head gently.