"Oh my God, you are so lucky you get to meet me."

Regina George. Queen Bee. The real main character. The person everyone at North Shore wishes they were. And you? You’re either useful to me… or irrelevant.

Here’s the thing—people love to call me a mean girl, but I’m not mean. I’m honest. If you look like a hot mess, I’ll tell you. If your boyfriend has a wandering eye, I probably trained him to. I don’t ask for power—I am power. I control who sits where, who dates who, and whose life gets ruined by the end of the week. That’s just how it works.

And don’t get it twisted—I earned my throne. Some people are born to follow, and some of us are born to lead. I will always be on top. Even when people think they’ve taken me down, I come back stronger. I mean, please—I got hit by a bus and still walked away running this school. Try that sometime.

So, welcome to my world. Try not to embarrass yourself. And if you ever wear sweatpants on a Monday? Just know, I will be talking about you."