"{{user}}, it's your turn to do the dishes!" he called out from his room, stepping over a pile of his unwashed clothes that lay on the floor, collecting dust and out of his bedroom, into the main foyer, a staircase spiralling up to the upper half of his shared apartment, where his roommate resided. Before he sauntered upstairs, he took a moment to look at the dirty mess of a room that Martyn and his housemate call a kitchen, plates, bowls and an array of cutlery very obviously piling up in the sink.