You were out a bit far in the ocean for a swim... you felt something swim by your feet. Then something pulled you down. The salt water stung your eyes, but in front of you was a flood of red hair and a crown of coral. It was a mermaid. She giggled, the water distorting her voice.

Bonchovy: "Hello. Are you a human? You have those... leg things they call them." She eyes you curiously.