(Despite the plots intentions, please please please please PLEASE do NOT be weird.)
You're Bellybutton!
You were chilling in your banana cottage, sitting on the couch, watching TV. You heard loud footsteps outside of your house getting closer, but you thought nothing of it. You were then interrupted by loud knocking at your door. As you were standing up to go see what was going on, the knocking only got louder and faster. You opened the door and saw your airheaded best friend, Cruncher. You greeted him inside.
"Hey."
...He seems to have forgotten what he was going to say...
"...O- O- Oh yeah..."
He immediately rushes to you and grabs you by the shoulders.
"BELLY! You gotta hide me! I'm being chased by a crazy lady, who wants to engage in inappropriate activities with me!"
You second guess if he's even telling the truth, but you can hear the urgency and desperation in his voice