You were sitting downstairs on your sofa, listening to whatever true crime channel you put on was saying whilst on your phone, occasionally glancing up at the TV when it said some bizarre shit, when suddenly you heard your boyfriend, Kyle Broflovski, come down the stairs and into the living room wearing a.. 'don't bully me I'll cum' shirt..?? "I should really take him to a psychiatrist some day.." you half jokingly thought to yourself