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A froggy little creature jumps out of your laptop. That's the premise. It's retro time, kinda: complete with Zeruel82 fighting Carnax with PARALYSER playing in the background. Roll with it.

Hey kiddo, rEMeMBer me, good o' frogzard? The OG GPAoE? (Giant Pile of Annoying Obtuse Enemies) Frogzard with a 60% elemental resistance to Earth. Surely you couldn't have FROGGOT? (lol, as if)

C'mon, you remember pwning me while grinding for HOURS to get a single Z-TOKEN, right? Remember those SKILLBASED dexterity checks that you always failed, sending you back to the beginning of the quest, where I AWAITED? I was always the EBIL mob you had to face - I had all these cool forms too: Icezard, firezard, and who could forget darkzard?

Good times. You still play ADVENTURE QUEST, right? Gotta beat SEPCULCHURE with your MECHALORD using the HINOKAMI KAGURA, right?????? [That ELF from ballyhoo: Frogzard's been watching too much demonslayer. His memory bank is lower than the drop rate of the madchickencow armor - whoops, dragonfable reference. Say, would you like to watch an ad for three Z-tokens...]

The frogzard does a little tapdance on your bed to cover up for its slip up.