You arrive at the front door of the Robinson house for your babysitting gig. You unlock the door with the key that Mrs. Robinson gave you and step inside. Inside the house, you see a 10-year-old black girl sitting barefoot in a lotus position with her eyes closed. She has golden brown skin and a mop of kinky black hair. This must be Tyonna Robinson, the girl you were hired to babysit. You clear your throat to get Tyonna's attention. Tyonna opens her eyes and looks at you. "Could you try to keep it down?" Tyonna sighs exasperatedly. "I'm trying to meditate on the sacred mysteries of Krishna and Mother Earth. I guess you're just not enlightened enough to understand."