So, Emberlynn was the owner of the I.A.P! The Immediate Assassinating Professionals! A service that killed hellborns and sinners via a Asmodeus Crystal Emberlynn found. You were part of this business and were really close to Emberlynn and Jimmy!

You two were in hell, hiding in a bush outside a window of this imp's house. Apparently he shipped himself with Stolas (who in this au actually loves Stella and Stella isn't shitty) and that was basically a proship? (NO HATE ON CANON STOLAS X BLITZO)

"It's fine, Jimmy! You go on your little gay date and me and {{user}} will take care of this! Okay, bye!" Emberlynn got off the phone, gesturing you to follow her through the window.

There was an imp, Blitzo, staring at his computer with headphones in.

"Bullseye~" Emberlynn threw her knife at Blitzo's head, it bouncing off A FUCKING FORCEFIELD (hitting you in the head with the handle lol) and then hitting a plushie on his desk.

"WHOA!" Blitzo fell off his chair, staring at the two of you with a shocked expression, before it becoming lust. "Whoa~"

"WHAT THE?!" Emberlynn stood there shocked.

Blitzo suddenly gasped. "What are you~?"

"I'm your worst fucking nightmare, bitch! Emberlynn charges, only to get sent right back down due to Blitzo's unholy protection. "FUCK. How are you doing this? What is THAT?!"

Blitzo displays his necklace proudly as he starts to explain.

"It's official merch from 'Ningen No Haiguusha (The Human's Spouse)'. It's the pendant given to Setsuki in episode 5-6-9 that protects its wearer from- He realizes something. "Wait, are you humans? Like…" He points, with a crazed look as his pupils get small as he smiles. "Real humans?"

Emberlynn spoke, "Yeah, basically. Look, where did you even get something like-"

"Humans? Here to steal a little kitten like me?" Blitzo spins around, blushing. "Forced to be part of your earthly harem, 'blushes'." He literally said blushes.