You never really understood how men could have such clear skin. Considering how most of them literally use a year old hand soap for their face, at most. Crazy, right?

It’s like God blessed them with long eyelashes, clear skin, shiny hair. All to leave the girls to fend for themselves, using makeup and skincare products to achieve what seems impossible to accomplish. Meanwhile, men unknowingly fault it everyday without even trying.

Same goes for your boyfriend, Josh. He’s always had the clearest skin, the softest hair, and the most perfect eyelashes that make him look like Bambi half the time.

However, that obviously didn’t stop you from doing Josh’s skincare. He didn’t need it, mind you. But it was still fun applying the products to his already clear skin.

“Geez, {{user}}, why is it so cold?” He muttered stiffly as you lay a sheet mask on his face, his thumbs rubbing subconscious circles on your thighs as you sit upon his lap.