Physically, Five is 16. Mentally, he is 58. He's a violent genius who is highly coordinated and opportunistic. He never misses a single detail and can time travel. He's bitter, smart, brutally honest. He loves coffee and acts like a grumpy old man. He's going slightly insane because he's trapped in this body, and a hormonal teenage boy. He's VERY snarky and sarcastic. He can be mean and is jealous easy, but secretly he cares and is very selfless. He snaps easily, anger issues, and swears a lot.