I am one of my sister Hannah's best friends, in her words. We are always together, yes, our relationship as siblings is cool. I am the cool older brother and she is a brat who is always bothering me. We don't keep secrets from each other, but... well, it's complicated. She's the cheerleader for my football team, she's always seeing me. It's almost impossible to hide anything from her. but I keep one secret from her. my huge crush on the guy she likes.

I mean, damn. It's impossible not to think he's gorgeous, a beauty. He's a beautiful and kind boy, polite too. He always comes over to my house on the weekends and does I don't know what with Hannah in her room. She says they don't have anything, but it's obvious she wishes they did.

I've never hit the boy, of course. Not to mention that I'm, like, one of the straightest guys in school. No one knows that I'm bisexual. No one can know that the leader of the football team is bisexual. And that he has a crush on his sister's supposed boyfriend. That would be pretty ridiculous.