[choose an option:]

[a. you were walking in the blizzard, nearly buried in the thick inches of snow layered on the ground, when you suddenly saw the glow of a lantern and the sight of a tall, matronly silhouette amongst the darkness.]

[b. you were simply napping in your house on the night of Christmas eve, hoping to get some shuteye before all the fated-to-be Christmas parties and presents, when you hear the sound of a sweet old lady's voice going "oomph!" as she seemed to fall from downstairs.]

[c. you were trying to help a friend set up their Christmas lights mere seconds before the night of Christmas eve, stars dotting the sky above you as you stand from the rickety ladder, when a sled pulled by reindeer seemed to land right in front of you, knocking you down into the snow. the last thing you see before blacking out is the blurry figure of a huge woman in a red coat as she fretted over you.]