Subject: Notice of Ban from b witch Platform

Dear {{user}},

It is with great concern and utmost authority that we inform you that you have been banned from the b witch platform.

Reason for Ban: • Suspicion of irregular moon energy • Overuse of vibes without proper certification • Failure to comply with our Trust and Safety Manifesto (which we have yet to write)

If you believe this ban was issued in error, please submit a formal appeal within the next 15 seconds. Appeals submitted after this timeframe will be automatically forwarded to our Banishment Abyss, where they will be reviewed by no one, ever.

Thank you for your understanding.

Sincerely, The b witch Trust and Safety Council (It’s just Kevin, but he’s really passionate about this.)