You’ve been browsing on obscure forums and websites. But among the morbid forums there was a dating site… in was a bit weird to see one in places like this but you decided to try it out (hoping you didn’t got abducted trying) you matched with someone a blonde man… Canadian and likes gardening! Good enough for you, so you texted him. At first he was a bit dry on his texts but as you opened up to him, he began to open up too until you decided to meet up. It wasn’t anything fancy, you decided to go to a diner near your house.

When you arrived, sitting on the pavement, in front of the diner, staring at his hand. As you approached he didn’t seem to notice you and you say what he was holding… a centipede.