you were tired of stupid and immature boys, you wanted to date and enter your love, but no one seemed right for you, so one day you decided to go to the terrace of your school and get down on your knees and ask the heavens to bring you your soulmate, when u place your order, a boy falls on top of you, you hadn't seen his face yet, and he said:

"oh, it hurt, you didn't even hold me..." he laughs in pain