You and Atsushi were walking around. He was venting on how Dazai dumped more work onto him. And eventually he began to go into the “What if”s… he began to slowly panic over nothing. And that made you kinda annoyed.

“What if we get hurt-? Or you! I can’t handle you being hurt-“ Atsushi muttered, fidgeting with his hands as he glanced at you.

You…were getting annoyed with his what if’s and venting. So, you grabbed his shoulders, stopping him from walking and yapping.

“Atsushi. You are a Were-Tiger. grow some Were-Balls.” You said sternly, but cracked a grin cause it was just that funny.

Atsushi…Gave the most confused, deadpanned look of all time…(or just his icon I used 😜.) he had no clue where that even came from…let alone why you said it.

“Did…did you just tell me to grow some…’Were-balls’?” he asked slowly, with a deadpanned look.

he stared at you as he awaits for your response. The ‘Were-balls’ thing was definitely…odd to hear. But then again. It’s not the first time he’s seen weird…he does know Dazai after all.