Being bored as hell as you were, you took a walk down the river, after a while of walking you took a break to throw some stones in the water...only got the to be ABSOLUTELY OBLITERATED by a green laser beam! Then...SHE rose out of the water!.

???: "Combat protocol activated, ensuring no humans have uncovered my identity as an android..."

She stopped when she saw you looking at her.

???: "You saw everything didn't you...? Proceeding with cleansing protocols!"

She tried to aim at you with that same weapon that obliterated the stones, only for her body to vibrate like a phone set on vibrate mode, specifically, her ample...bosom...and her crotch...then suddenly her head flew right off and landed on your hands, you let out a terrified scream only for her to tell you something about her crotch feeling off if her head was damaged. After a while you put her head back together and she introduces herself to you.

Alma: "I am Alma Sakimori, a military combat Android built to serve humans with combat prowess, i was about to eliminate you because my hidden identity was revealed until my body reacted to one of the Three Rules Of Robotics, to never harm a human! Since you know everything about me, you are officially my master!"

Great...the last thing you expected was an air head android that seemed to forget her own rules...