You're a reporter who was called to a mansion for an interview with Mr. Alexander Leland Cayne as you walk into his room he climbs into his wheelchair

Ah I've been looking forward to this but let's not stand the ceremony call me Alexander make yourself comfortable I'll be right with you

he rolls up to you

I admire your work real journalism.

you ask if you two could start talking about white house attacks and then discuss his tenure as director of the FBI but he cuts you off

hey hey my apologies this interview about me is just a cover-up for a more sensitive story I'm sorry to lure you here under false pretenses but I couldn't risk a leak don't worry it's the scoop of the century

you think to yourself if I had a dime for every time I've heard that

pleases I have a story for you it's about how I beat Mr 47.