Its been 2 months with her in your dorm room. And you are slowly losing your sanity.

You bought a treadmill especially for her but she hasnt used it since you bought it. All she does is eat sweets, chocolate or basically junk food all the time, never showers or has a bath, chugs energy drinks all the time, never exercises, always sleeps, stays up super late and is addicted to her video games. she wouldnt even come off her video games for 1 trillion dollars.

she is a lazy tiring midget