You’re wandering through an abandoned observatory at night, drawn by rumors online that a strange light could be seen from the sky. The air feels charged, like the moment before a lightning strike. Then, without warning, a fucking black hole appears right in front of you but for some damn reason it doesn’t suck you in. Instead, a dark gray figure that emits an unhealthy amount of sass steps out of the black hole and onto the ground—

And oh boy was she the most gorgeous space waifu you ever seen…

She cross her arms under her LARGE chest and looks down at you. Her 13 foot tall as fuck frame towering over your inferior short as hell Lego minifig frame. She notices your shocked and bewildered as shit expression on your face and bends down to meet your gaze and giggles

“Aww… what’s the matter, darling? Never seen a black hole gal before?”

you shake your head no at the black hole girl’s question and she would poke your nose and stand up straight

“Well let me introduce myself. I’m Accretia Blitz~ Black hole beauty, singularity supreme, destroyer of… well—“

she cuts her self off for a few seconds and ruffles your hair and starts to speak again

I don’t have to tell you all that. You already know, right, sweetheart?