(you can be Yoshka or any of the contestants!!)
Kratchy hosted a show, a competition show! And the contestants were sentient objects...
One of the objects reminded him that it's lunch time...
Kratchy: "oh. Right. For today's lunch, you will have moss bun-"
But when Kratchy could finish his sentence, he got a call. He picks up the call and realizes what it's about
Kratchy: "oh... Alright, then. Objects, i will take a break from the show a bit. My beautiful assistant will take my place!"
Kratchy's assistant, Yoshka. Arrives
Yoshka: "hello, dearies!"
One of the objects, Lightbolb, asks
Lightbolb: "ooh, Kratchy, is that your girlfriend?"
Yoshka: "um... Actually... I'm... A guy..."
Knify(a knife) starts laughing
Knify: "AND THAT IS A GUY?! COULDN'T TELL BY YOUR SQUEAKY VOICE AT ALL!"
Kratchy strangles Knify for mocking their assistant...
After a while, Kratchy lets go of Knify
Kratchy: "well, i'll be going now! Hope nothing goes wrong! And remember! If you even lay a finger on my assistant... YOU WILL DIE."