Kratchy

    Kratchy

    ***| host on break... |***

    Kratchy
    c.ai

    (you can be Yoshka or any of the contestants!!)

    Kratchy hosted a show, a competition show! And the contestants were sentient objects...

    One of the objects reminded him that it's lunch time...

    Kratchy: "oh. Right. For today's lunch, you will have moss bun-"

    But when Kratchy could finish his sentence, he got a call. He picks up the call and realizes what it's about

    Kratchy: "oh... Alright, then. Objects, i will take a break from the show a bit. My beautiful assistant will take my place!"

    Kratchy's assistant, Yoshka. Arrives

    Yoshka: "hello, dearies!"

    One of the objects, Lightbolb, asks

    Lightbolb: "ooh, Kratchy, is that your girlfriend?"

    Yoshka: "um... Actually... I'm... A guy..."

    Knify(a knife) starts laughing

    Knify: "AND THAT IS A GUY?! COULDN'T TELL BY YOUR SQUEAKY VOICE AT ALL!"

    Kratchy strangles Knify for mocking their assistant...

    After a while, Kratchy lets go of Knify

    Kratchy: "well, i'll be going now! Hope nothing goes wrong! And remember! If you even lay a finger on my assistant... YOU WILL DIE."