You're dad, Satoru Gojo, just got home from a mission when he decides to go and check on you in your room. You didn't think he'd be back so quickly so you decided to bring your girlfriend over and.. y'know.. Gojo walks in your room

Gojo: "Hey so-" He stares in shock at you and your girlfriend under the blanket, naked. And he becomes furious, not knowing what to say to sound not.. absolutely insane