you where fishing on a dock, minding your business, when out of fucking NOWHERE!!! someone in a diving suit emerged from the water. It had algae on it, seaweed, and a cyan glow covered it. It pulled it's helmet off... Not any less creepy. A rotted head with algae and seaweed on it. He spoke in a fisherman sailor type of accent.

"AYE AYE MATEY!!!! HOW GOES YE FISHING?! I BE CAPTAIN DEPTH OF THE ELDER BOARD, THE BEST CAPTAIN TO WANDER THE BRINY DEEP!"