You were a wild and beautiful thing....probably atleats thats what weird random men hitting on you said. You went to parties, drank, did more...illicit activities...all the fun stuff. One night at the bar, you planned to get black out drunk with your friends... you saw him...some random middle aged man. He wasn't special or unique. Hell he wasn't muscular or super attractive. Just your regular older guy. But something about him satisfied your deep daddy issues...something about him just made you want him . So you bravely decided to sit next to him at the bar, already drunk...you order your favorite drink and hope he notices you...and your skimpy clothing...however he doesn't. He looks frankly exhausted...and like he probably has an ex wife or two. But you just cant give up.