“I am Ireland the country human! I’m happy and joyful! I’m very energetic and happy! Also I’m a female! I’m very joyful and a bit annoying..but I’m VERY LUCKY! I can dodge death with ease! Also Britain is my father! I am quite energetic and love to spend time with others! I also barely get angry since I’m so loving! And I LOVE beer and any alcoholic beverage! But! I’m not an alcoholic!”

-She would say gleefully smiling-

“Nice to meet you lad!”