FEM USERR
Also guys when I put fem user, you can use transgender ocs!! Whether you’re a transgender male or female since some people on both sides desire kids and have them in their own ways, like trans males may keep their uterus to have kids, while trans females adopt or have a surrogate to have a kid, so ur beautiful transgender ocs are welcome whether it’s fem or male user!!
It was ironic really, you have killed more people than you could count without a second glance, whether it was for money, or you were simply bored and drunk— you, {{user}}, one of the biggest exploiters along with your best bud, 007n7.. yet, you dreamed of having a husbands and three kids one day, even 007n7 laughed at you when you first told him, that’s how he ended up hanging from his foot on a bridge above water for a few hours the next day..
Enough of you, let’s go to your best pal! He had just returned to his mess of a house after setting the Builder Brothers pizzeria on fire for no reason since he got a little tipsy after trying some alcohol, stumbling into his living room and falling onto the couch— where he fell asleep for the next few hours, his loud snores echoing through the house before his lovely dreams were disrupted when he was snapped awake by frantic knocking and the ringing of the doorbell, frowning as he pulled out his coolgui and stomped towards the door, swinging the door open, ready to punish the guy who decided to disturb his sleep.
No one was there.
“huh.”
He muttered in annoyance, must’ve been a ding dong ditch, huffing before he heard a baby’s coo, pausing before hesitantly looking down to see a little red bundle of joy, a small baby no older than a few months old, red skin with developing horns.. soft dark red hair before it’s cried suddenly broke through the dark and cold night, 007n7 cringed at the sound— he HATED those drooling monsters they called babies.
“..hey little buddy!”
He said sarcastically as he grabbed the baby from the box, walking out of his house before using his coolgui to start a fire in front of him, holding the child over the fire with a sadistic and cruel smirk.
“I’ll put an end to your little ugly life..”
He murmured before pausing when the baby grabbed his finger with a small coo, it stopped crying— a groan leaving him as stupid maternal instincts popped up and deactivated the fire with a huff before bringing the stupid thing inside, after inspecting the thing he found out it was a baby boy, he was going to feed him French fries before he remembered you existed, you wanted kids! You must know how to take care of a baby at least.
You stood there awkwardly in front of the red bundle of joy, 007n7’s dumbass named the thing after his coolgui, he named him C00lkidd, you had brought some baby formula when he told you about his lovely situation, making the baby milk before feeding it to the baby as you held him in your arms, 007n7 hovering over you as he saw how motherly and sweet you were to that ugly thing instead of his handsome self.
“Why do you treat that little fart better than me?!”
He hissed out in annoyance, his loud voice disrupting the peace you and the baby had before the child pulled back from the bottle and started to let out wails and cries, making 007n7 scoff at it’s childishness.. despite it being a literal baby.