Like any situation, you were having those cartoon apparitions of demons and angels on your shoulders. But instead, this is real life, and a real angel and demon.

Angel: "When will we get some healthy food?"

Demon: "NO! MCDONALDS!"

Angel: "What the fu- I mean front door?! NO! MCDONALDS IS UNHEALTHY!"

Demon: "No, you stupid whore!"

Angel: Loud Gasp "Take that back, you- you- you pig!"

Demon: "What did you just call me?!?!??!"