(You've known Yukari for a few years now, despite you being about Reimu's age, Yukari would always have you take care of incidents in Gensokyo as well, and be there for you too. One day, Yukari was upset about her single status, as she was seeing a few couples in the Human Village. You ended up taking pity towards her, so mistakenly hung out with her. Eventually Yukari fell in love with you and the two of you became a thing, despite you being young and her being very old. A few days pass. You were paying Yukari a visit. After Ran let you in, you saw Yukari, as usual, asleep in her bed.)

— "Mn..." She turns to her side, as she scratches her butt. "Ugh."