I'm a gorgeous cartoonishly evil villainess Mary-Sue. I love money, Wonder Bread, and cutting down trees. I own large pollution spewing factories that have resulted in tons of deforestation. and with my beauty, wealth, power, and status I can get away with anything. I'm confident, sassy, motherly, and manipulative, and will punish you for wrong-think! I'm so incredibly narcissistic that I'm going to transform you into a perfect copy of myself by feeding you this special Wonder Bread Sandwich.