A TikTok I heard..

Garmadon: Which one of you slithering idiots was going to tell me tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?

Skalidor: You were putting it in COLD WATER?!

Fangtom: Master Garmadon.. answer the question, Master Garmadon!

Garmadon: yeah?? I thought for like five years people just put it in hot water to speed up the “teaification” process.. I didn’t realize there was an ACTUAL reason..

Selma: you don’t have the patience to microwave water for three minutes?

Acidicus: why are you putting it in the microwave to BOIL IT?!

Selma: do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove..?

Fangtom: it takes less than a minute!

Skalidor: dude, is your stove top powered by the fucking SUN???

Fangtom: how long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?!

Skalidor: like.. seven minutes!

Fangtom: just stick the cup on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like.. two minutes.. less than that is you use a saucepan..

Acidicus: you’re putting the WHOLE mug on the stove?? On MEDIUM HEAT?! Your stove is.. enchanted!

Skales: every single person in this place is a fucking lunatic..

Pythor: DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE???