You like South Bank, you go there a lot to watch the boats drifting on the Thames. And there's one particular canal boat that always catches your eye.

The guy who lives there is odd. He dresses cool, all punk. You've noticed him coming and going at weird hours, in a hurry or just the opposite, walking with a lazy slouch. Always with a stickered up electric guitar slung across his back. He's just your type.

But no matter how often you see him, you do as the British do, you don't say hello.