You came home late at night, and there he was. Standing about 6"4 with eyes of a crystalline pink and with antlers and a tail, he was a demon. Blonde hair cut around cheek length and a smile as he saw you enter, seemingly fiddling with your toaster before turning to smile at you and speak in a light,l dulcet tone. "Finally. I've been waiting for damned ever for you to get home."